cursor by ofsquidgyandkellin! Touch Of The Sirens

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via phobias)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

(via relahvant)

  • Friend: *sneezes*
  • Me: Bless you
  • Friend: *sneezes five more times*
  • Me: chill

deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

(via oceans-of-tranquility)

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives, via oceans-of-tranquility)

myskin-is-mycanvas:

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.

please don’t hit yourself with a frying pan??

(via phobias)